Monthly Archives: June 2009

BlackJack! The Samsumg BlackJack SGH, where SGH stands for anything you want.

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The Scene: A Diner, Anywhere in Queens, NY
Our Protagonist: Danny K. He’s just your regular guy, who loves his new Samsung BlackJack smartphone.
The Other Guy: Simon Berry. Knows all the cool apps for his BlackBerry Curve.

Danny: Waitress, could you bring us some tea?
Simon: So, Danny, you got a spring in your step. New lady in your life?
Danny: You trying to get me to kiss and tell? I got something else on my mind tonight. I love Blackjack!
Simon:Really? I’m more of a Poker man myself. I’ve been playing Mobile Texas Holdem on my BlackBerry BlackBerry game developer Magmic is offering Hold’em for free.

Danny: Blackberries are great. Sometimes, I still think about my BlackBerry 8120 Pearl Titanium. She was a good phone.
Simon: Yeah, too bad you lost her to me playing Texas Hold’em Poker.
Danny: You won that phone fair and square. I learned my lesson anyway. Now I’m into the Blackjack.

Simon: You’re playing Blackjac?
Danny: Not the game, the phone. The SGH.

Simon: SGH? I googled SGH and looks like it stands for Singapore General Hospital. is that like some kind of daytime soap opera?

Danny: No, not Singapore General Hospital. Samsung Blackjack is also known as the Samsung SGH i617. It’s got Windows Mobile, GPS, 2 megapixel camera, and a very nice full QUERTTy keyboard. My phone can take your phone any day, in hands on combat.

Simon: You mean phones-on combat? Are you challenging my phone to a duel? Dude, that’s just weird.

Danny: All I mean is this is a great phone. Samsung Blackjack 2 Red is only $149.99 unlocked plus $8 for USPS shipping and handling. All at ThriftyComputer.com.

100% MotoPure Funk: Motorola MOTOPURE H12 Bluetooth Headset

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Conversation Overhear Recently, Somewhere at Your Local Neighborhood Sports Bar

Friend Drinking Heineken: Dude, I totally got my Moto going. I mean, CrystalTalk and TruComfort. If the ladies are looking for luxury and performance, they need to look no further. 100% Abolut Pure Moto.

Friend Drinking Shots: Good for you man! But…you mean your mojo, right? You got your mojo going on? Or do you mean your motor?

Friend Drinking Beer: No man, my Moto. Pure Moto – or shall I say, Moto Pure? Minimalist and sleek, this baby is smaller than a lipstick or golf tee and weighs only 12 grams. Dedicated power switch: Always On. Diamond-cut metal: Strong. Brand New Package, just for you. Hear the Call (of my smooth moves) in Crystal Clarity.

Friend Drinking Shots: Dude that’s Too Much Information. And you may not want to be bragging about the small size of your, um, mojo.

Friend Drinking Beer: Bartender, I think it’s time you cut off my friend. He’s had a few too many. He can’t tell the difference between the Moto and the Mojo.

Bartender: Sounds interesting, what’s the difference?

Friend Drinking Beer: Mojo is your groove with the ladies. Moto is the Motorola MotoPure H12 Bluetooth Headset. Just got it for only $19.95 plus shipping.

Bartender: You some kind of tech geek or something? This is a sports bar.

Friend Drinking Beer: I’m just a guy likes to Hear His Calls in Crystal Clarity. Just want a bluetooth that feels as good as it looks.

Bartender: If you’ll tell me where you got this sweet l’il Bluetooth, you can drink free all night.

Friend Drinking Beer: Man, it’s no secret. Just got it from Thrifty Computer.com!

The Logitech QuickCam WebCam – And You Thought What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas

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What could you do with a webcam?

The Sexy: The webcam was initially quite popular for capturing what we’ll euphemistically call “romantic moments,” often involving underage women wearing a less than respectable amount of clothing.

The Practical: Webcams have many family friendly uses. The spread of faster broadband internet connections is making the webcam more practical for streaming video in real time. It’s also great for integrating with software like Skype for video conference calls, either for business or to connect with loved ones.

The Adorable: KittenCam
Their motto is “If you can watch this for more than 15 seconds and not feel happier, then you are hopeless”

The Classic: Box Full of Puppies

And puppies in their little doggie beds.

TimesSquare can be seen through the EarthCam network.

Interested in a webcam of your own? The Logitech QuickCam Communicate Deluxe WebCam is available at ThriftyComputer for only $36.95.